Thursday, October 27, 2005

Food for Thought

From England:


Things get worse with Coke

Bottled tap water withdrawn after cancer scare



First, Coca-Cola's new brand of "pure" bottled water, Dasani, was revealed earlier this month to be tap water taken from the mains. Then it emerged that what the firm described as its "highly sophisticated purification process", based on Nasa spacecraft technology, was in fact reverse osmosis used in many modest domestic water purification units.
Yesterday, just when executives in charge of a £7m marketing push for the product must have felt it could get no worse, it did precisely that.
The entire UK supply of Dasani was pulled off the shelves because it has been contaminated with bromate, a cancer-causing chemical.
So now the full scale of Coke's PR disaster is clear. It goes something like this: take Thames Water from the tap in your factory in Sidcup, Kent; put it through a purification process, call it "pure" and give it a mark-up from 0.03p to 95p per half litre; in the process, add a batch of calcium chloride, containing bromide, for "taste profile"; then pump ozone through it, oxidising the bromide - which is not a problem - into bromate - which is. Finally, dispatch to the shops bottles of water containing up to twice the legal limit for bromate (10 micrograms per litre).
The Drinking Water Inspectorate confirmed yesterday it had checked the Thames water supplied to the factory and found it free of bromate. Because it is unsafe at high levels, standards for bromate in tap water are strictly monitored.
Bromide is a naturally occurring trace chemical which has a sedative effect. It is said to have been added by the British army to soldiers' tea during the second world war to dampen down their lust. But when it is oxidised into bromate it becomes "a pretty nasty carcinogen", according to David Drury, one of the principal inspectors for the DWI.
"I've checked Thames water's supply this morning and it is free of bromate," he said.
The legal limits are set to have a wide margin of safety, and the Food Standards Agency advice yesterday was that while Dasani contained illegal levels of bromate, it did not present an immediate risk to the public.
"Any increased cancer risk is likely to be small. However the levels are higher than legally permitted in the UK and present an unnecessary risk. Some consumers may chose not to drink any Dasani they purchased prior to its withdrawal given the levels of bromate in it," the FSA said.
Coca-Cola said it was voluntarily withdrawing all Dasani "to ensure that only products of the highest quality are provided to our consumers".
If you want a refund you should call freephone 0800 227711.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Laugh of the Day

A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Monday, October 17, 2005

Laugh of the Day

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had high spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.

The old man just stared at this boy. Whenever the teen boy looked at the old man, the old man was still staring at him.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically..."What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied...
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

If I Were in Charge

This is a no-brainer:

If you buy a product, and said product includes instructions with hand-drawn depictions of assembling, installing or using said product, it will now be mandatory for the manufacturer of said product to provide a very inexpensive DVD in lieu of HAND DRAWN INSTRUCTIONS!! Consumer will view the very thorough and understandable instructions using real people, real hands and real tools...in real 3-D.

Laugh of the Day

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford

Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,

"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the

engine, I have lost it and need a new one" She said that she did

not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw

what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle

of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which

had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right THERE!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Laugh of the Day

True story....

Bush initially wanted to name his whatever he is doing in Iraq as "Operation Iraqi Liberation"....until someone pointed out to him what the initials spelled.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Song of the Day



One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Google This

When, in the course of human and political events, one finds himself/herself depleted of all sense of power to describe the current situation, one can always find solace in this one word.

Go to Google, type in 'asshole' and click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky'

Saturday, October 01, 2005

If I Were in Charge

I would make it mandatory for everyone to check out Consumer Reports' recall list at least once a year.

Yipen Yiminy!!!

There are a bunch of products recalled and I know you have at least one
http://www.consumerreports.org/main/search/recalls.jsp