Laugh of the Day
The Rabbi and the Catholic Priest are involved in a minor traffic accident.
The Rabbi gets out of his car first to assess the damage that the Priest did in this "fender-bender."
The Priest then gets out and asks the Rabbi if he is ok. They realize they are both unhurt and that the only thing that the accident has affected was minor damage to both cars.
The Priest checks his glove compartment to ensure that his $50 bottle of Merlot in not damaged.
The Priest says to that Rabbi, "We are ok and I believe that God wanted us to meet today and share this wine."
The Rabbi agrees and grabs two paper cups while the Priest opens the bottle. The Priest pours the Rabbi a glass of wine and the Rabbi drinks it.
The Rabbi then asks that Priest, "Are you going to drink yours?"The Priest says, "Yes. Just as soon as the cops get here and fill out the accident report."
The Rabbi gets out of his car first to assess the damage that the Priest did in this "fender-bender."
The Priest then gets out and asks the Rabbi if he is ok. They realize they are both unhurt and that the only thing that the accident has affected was minor damage to both cars.
The Priest checks his glove compartment to ensure that his $50 bottle of Merlot in not damaged.
The Priest says to that Rabbi, "We are ok and I believe that God wanted us to meet today and share this wine."
The Rabbi agrees and grabs two paper cups while the Priest opens the bottle. The Priest pours the Rabbi a glass of wine and the Rabbi drinks it.
The Rabbi then asks that Priest, "Are you going to drink yours?"The Priest says, "Yes. Just as soon as the cops get here and fill out the accident report."
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