Laugh of the Day

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in america but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Love it!

Had a very bad computer, but now I have a new one and love it....!!

Got a Gateway Convertible and it does just about everything I wanted a computer to do. It converts to a tablet and I can write on the screen with a digital ink pen and it get converted to typed text with the touch of a button. Also all the commands can be executed by tapping with the pen. It is just great...the handwriting recognition is awesome and now I can sit on the couch and work on my projects.