Laugh of the Day

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford

Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,

"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the

engine, I have lost it and need a new one" She said that she did

not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw

what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle

of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which

had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right THERE!