Laugh of the Day

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had high spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet.

The old man just stared at this boy. Whenever the teen boy looked at the old man, the old man was still staring at him.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically..."What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied...
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."