Laugh of the Day

New Element on Periodic Table

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest
element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These
particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The
symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over
time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere
and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an
element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent
noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons