Laugh of the Day

An elderly lady was returning to her car with her groceries and found four men leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew a handgun, while screaming, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you scum bags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like all darn nation! The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags onto the back seat of the car and got into the driver's seat but was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. After trying several times, it dawned on her ... why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked several spaces away. She reloaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The desk sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four very pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a crazy old woman described as less than five feet tall, with curly white hair carrying a large handgun.